calumashtons:

me: *gets jealous*
me: chill

(via scottmccunt)

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releasings:

my favourite hobby is not wearing pants

(Source: releasings, via hentai-ass)

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awwww-cute:

She loves the crumpling noise these bags make

hurricane-emily:

jimgaffigan:

Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.

maybe

just maybe

women do some things for themselves and not just for men

what a concept

(via low-ly)

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awwww-cute:

I tried to shame him for eating all my shoes. I’m not sure what I expected

jpgay:

atleast i dont say eargasm when i hear a good songĀ 

(via dys--phoria)

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